"I know you mean it, I'd just rather you remembered that we have thousands of years to buy gifts, so one thing at a time might be best. I just want one gift, and I'd rather it was a mug to make me laugh, or a tshirt with 'kiss me, I speak spanish' or something. That means 'I love you' not 'we have money.' I know what I'm getting you, I think."
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Seriously.
"I know you mean it, I'd just rather you remembered that we have thousands of years to buy gifts, so one thing at a time might be best. I just want one gift, and I'd rather it was a mug to make me laugh, or a tshirt with 'kiss me, I speak spanish' or something. That means 'I love you' not 'we have money.' I know what I'm getting you, I think."