'Not if the stud is still through your tongue, it wouldn't,' he says, but its OK because piercings have never done it for him anyway. They're good for fellatio, sure, but having to see Random wearing one the rest of the time would just be weird.

'You don't know that mine are better than yours, I'm presuming you've never given yourself a blowjob. Yours are fantastic and you don't need tips, alright?'

Totally serious. Having Random touch him like that blows his mind.

'As for favourite thing - that, probably. I'm a guy, surely there's nothing better than oral sex?' Hr looks up at him quizzically. 'Why, what's yours?'