'Yes, but you don't wear underwear under a bathing suit Random,' he points out. 'Do you think you'll survive without a stitch of orange clothing on your body?'

You never know! He's never seen without it, usually.

'We're obviously going to have to discuss this. If you choose a hideous style then the colour won't help. How about I choose the style and you get the colour?'

Because if Random's about to pick Speedo's? Just no.