He opens his mouth, then closes it again because...something hot? He has no idea.

Luckily, the fridge yields leftover Chinese food and he knows how to work the microwave now. It's zapped happily for a few minutes and he makes some of his good coffee, adding a couple of cold beers to go with it because alcohol sometimes takes the edge off things.

Everything's set out on the dining room table and he sits down to wait for Random. With a Scotch bottle because strong alcohol is often good too.