OOM: Beach. Baby. Bianca....yeah

[latino_menace]

Ramon's more than happy to disappear while Arithon and Random do their thing with magic and souls. He's a little less comfortable with having to entertain a kid while they do so.

Hmmm. Beach. There's a lot of sand. He has no blanket to put the kid on and has the vague notion that putting him down without one would be Frowned Upon. Also, how does one put sunscreen on a baby that's wearing clothes anyway.

Ramon does the sensible thing. He stands and...flails waits for a solution to present itself.

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[abotticellilady.livejournal.com]

Bianca ducks her head to try and hide the fact that she's grinning. But, it doesn't really work - shoulders are shaking too much.

[latino_menace]

For which, of course, she gets another sour look. Isn't he scary?

He looks around for help, wondering when the hell Random and Arithon will be done. Because frankly, he's not sure he can remain civil after that.

[underwater-owl.livejournal.com]

"Am I interrupting something, lovebirds?"

The distraction comes in the form of a rather tired Random, striding towards them, looking just happy to be there.

[abotticellilady.livejournal.com]

Aaaaand that sets Bianca off again.

[latino_menace]

Which earns her another evil look. Then he studiously ignores her and turns to Random.

He's soaked through and dishevelled as hell. Because yes, he's just been tossed in the ocean.

'Funny Random, very fucking funny.'

[underwater-owl.livejournal.com]

"What happened?"

He negotiates, tiredly, carefully, around the dripping wetness, to give Ramon a kiss.

"You're soaked through."

[latino_menace]

He gestures at the laughing Bianca, glowering darkly the whole time.

'Fucking ask her. Ruined my gun and a few thousand bucks. And my Armani pants.'

It's the pants that top it, he thinks.

[abotticellilady.livejournal.com]

"I meant for them to put you down on the sand!" She yelps. "And, um, your jacket is fine?"

[underwater-owl.livejournal.com]

"I... don't want to hear it."

He extends his arms for the baby.

"You lunatics give me my boy. You might be contageous."

[latino_menace]

Bianca's holding Martin and Ramon turns away with a sound that...well, could be anything really. It's not a polite one, at any rate.

'You all finished then?' he says to his lover. 'Because I want to go fucking home.'

[abotticellilady.livejournal.com]

She gets to her feet, and quickly hands Random his baby back. And then, pointedly, stays out of Ramon's range.

[underwater-owl.livejournal.com]

Random takes the child, and links arms with Ramon, and guides him towards the door.

And home, thank God. He's dead tired and can't really deal with the two of them sniping.

[latino_menace]

Ramon's more than happy to follow. With a last pointed glare at Bianca, after all. Because that wasn't funny!

[abotticellilady.livejournal.com]

Sadly, the sound of her laughing follows them until they shut her door.