OOM: Beach. Baby. Bianca....yeah

[latino_menace]

Ramon's more than happy to disappear while Arithon and Random do their thing with magic and souls. He's a little less comfortable with having to entertain a kid while they do so.

Hmmm. Beach. There's a lot of sand. He has no blanket to put the kid on and has the vague notion that putting him down without one would be Frowned Upon. Also, how does one put sunscreen on a baby that's wearing clothes anyway.

Ramon does the sensible thing. He stands and...flails waits for a solution to present itself.

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[abotticellilady.livejournal.com]

"It's not, actually. They are just...little balls of vaugely sentient energy. Not actually magic. And how do you know?"

[latino_menace]

'Sounds like magic to me.'

He turns his head to check that Martin's still alive and hasn't started to eat sand yet - only a matter of time, he thinks - then glances up at her with a disdainful expression.

'If there were that stuff on my Earth, then people would know about it. And we don't.'

Yes, he likes his generalisations, at times. But hell, for all he knows, this Eath and his could be the same. He's clueless about such matters and there's really no way to check.

[abotticellilady.livejournal.com]

"Not all people here do know. In fact, most don't. Nearly all don't. Just as nearly all people here believe that vampires are the work of fiction."

[latino_menace]

He contemplates that for a moment, then looks around again.

'Jesus, I hope this Earth isn't the same as my own.'

It's only just occured to him and isn't that nice a thought.

'What year is it here?'

[abotticellilady.livejournal.com]

"It's currently March 2006. Sunday, 19th, to be exact. Time...sometime after one?"

[latino_menace]

He relaxes then and turns his head away again.

'That's alright then. Even if its the same world, the shit hasn't hit the fan yet.'

Yet another smoke gets lit and he exhales quietly before bringing the magic thing up again.

'Little balls of sentient energy? Whats the use of them?'

[abotticellilady.livejournal.com]

"Well, they can tell me things. Find things. Get enough of them, pamper and sedcue them enough, and they can make it rain. Things like that." She's smiling as she says it, though.

[latino_menace]

'Make it rain?'

He sneers. Sounds like magic to him.

[abotticellilady.livejournal.com]

"Yes. Gather the particles and such in the air enough to form droplets. I can't do that, though. Not that I've tried, but I'm pretty certain I can't. And can't be bothered, anyway."

[latino_menace]

'If you can't do it, how do you even know about it? Or have you been shown?'

He crosses a leg over a bent knee, still lounging. It's nice to be somewhere hot after the never-ending winter at the bar. Feels like its been going on forever.

'I can't see what use it'd be anyway. You can fetch and carry your own things, I'm sure.'

[abotticellilady.livejournal.com]

"I've read about it - and if I ever talk to Maharet, I'll ask her in more detail. She hasn't been able to do it for about six thousand years, though."

And then?

Bianca just smiles. And begins to talk. Not to Ramon, but to the spirits hovering around them. Ramon can't see them, but maybe he can feel the brush of them as they listen to her. She speaks in her childhood Flornetine Italian, although really it doesn't matter. She talks and talks and pleads and humours and tempts and seduces and praises, her hands constantly moving...

And something, or rather some things, lift Ramon up off the sand.

[latino_menace]

She gets eyed curiously as she starts to talk, and even more so as weird sensations start to fill the air. Yes, even he can feel that.

'Bianca?'

And then there's an undignified sort of yelp as he's risen off the ground.

Cue flailing.

'What the fuck are you doing?!'

[abotticellilady.livejournal.com]

Cue giggelfit.

[latino_menace]

'Bianca! Put me the fuck down!'

Ramon? Does not like being laughed at.

[abotticellilady.livejournal.com]

"Okay, okay! My darlings, if you could be so kind as to put him down..."

The spirits do. Only...only Bianca has been away from them too long and they are so happy she's back and they can read thoughts, and...

Ramon is put down.

In the ocean.

Well, at least his Armani jacket is still on the beach?

[latino_menace]

...unfortunately, the Armani jacket matched Armani pants. Which he is wearing.

He fears that no amount of dry cleaning is going to help this situation.

He emerges looking not amused. And spluttering. Quite a lot.

[abotticellilady.livejournal.com]

Flail!

"I meant on the sand!"

[latino_menace]

Ohhhh, that's so not going to wash now. He'll never believe she didn't tell them to drop him in the sea.

Hence, unamused. He wades back out again, glaring at her and brushing hair back off his head.

...and suddenly swearing and taking the gun out of his waistband to check it's status - (water pouring out of the barrel) - and his wallet from his pocket - (couple of thousand dollars completely ruined and soggy)).

'Fucking great.'

He'll find it funny when he looks back on it. Later.

[abotticellilady.livejournal.com]

"Um?" She bites her bottom lip in an effort not to laugh. She fails, she really does.

"Um, I can...refund you the money?"

[latino_menace]

He gives her a look of pure venom and shoves the wallet back in his pocket, and the gun back in his waistband.

'That wasn't funny.'

Money's hardly an issue for him, and he hates the part of him that says it wold be bad form to let her refund it. Because usually, he'd demand it with interest. In a normal situation, which this isn't.

[abotticellilady.livejournal.com]

Bianca ducks her head to try and hide the fact that she's grinning. But, it doesn't really work - shoulders are shaking too much.

[latino_menace]

For which, of course, she gets another sour look. Isn't he scary?

He looks around for help, wondering when the hell Random and Arithon will be done. Because frankly, he's not sure he can remain civil after that.

[underwater-owl.livejournal.com]

"Am I interrupting something, lovebirds?"

The distraction comes in the form of a rather tired Random, striding towards them, looking just happy to be there.

[abotticellilady.livejournal.com]

Aaaaand that sets Bianca off again.

[latino_menace]

Which earns her another evil look. Then he studiously ignores her and turns to Random.

He's soaked through and dishevelled as hell. Because yes, he's just been tossed in the ocean.

'Funny Random, very fucking funny.'