He wraps them up in the quilt with a laugh and kisses him gently, then winces. 'Your lips are swollen baby. Kissed you too much I think.' He kisses his forehead instead and adds, 'You're just as good to me - morning blowjob and then letting me have you twice? Got me breakfast and everything. Least I could do was try and make you happy.'

The perfect morning. And a paperclip in the drawer - perfect life really, he thinks.

'I will. Batter you mercilessly and you'll scream even more.' He chuckles. 'I could have been cruel there, I hope you realise. Next time, you'll see.'