latino_menace | Dear Santa...

Ramon: *does Dr. Evil-like mad cackle. Mwhahahahaha!*

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I set

snowontheocean's puppy on fire (-66 points). In April I didn't flush (-1 points). In March I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In October I gave

underwater_owl a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Friday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-771 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
Ramon